05.14.07
Self-fulfilling prophecy?
It had to happen sooner or later. Jason Robert Stoner was busted in Florida for growing pot. Please hold the “is this one of your relatives” jokes. I’m not related to this moron, as far as I know.
This is just one more piece of wood for the fire. Do you know how many times cashiers/bartenders (and the like) ask me about my last name? Yes, it’s really my last name. No growing up in high school wasn’t weird or funny because there is actually a high percentage of people named Stoner in Southwestern Pennsylvania. In my high school class alone were two other people named Stoner. None of us were related in any way.
At least the article gives us a funny picture to look at. Damn does he look pathetic! I also chuckled when I read he’d be going to “Land O’Lakes jail.” Is that a veiled reference to anal lube? HA! 
http://ran488.myopenid.com/ said,
May 14, 2007 at 8:11 pm
Dude, you must, like, smoke weed, like all the time, with a name like that.